Adam Carolla Quotes

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
— Adam Carolla

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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Adam Carolla

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

Adam Carolla

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

Adam Carolla

I am not a good cue card reader.

Adam Carolla

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

Adam Carolla

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

Adam Carolla

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

Adam Carolla

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

Adam Carolla

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

Adam Carolla

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

Adam Carolla

I don't know anything about computers.

Adam Carolla

I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.

Adam Carolla

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

Adam Carolla

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

Adam Carolla

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

Adam Carolla

I get depressed at airports.

Adam Carolla

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

Adam Carolla

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

Adam Carolla

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

Adam Carolla

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

Adam Carolla

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

Adam Carolla

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

Adam Carolla

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

Adam Carolla

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

Adam Carolla

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

Adam Carolla

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Adam Carolla

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Adam Carolla

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

Adam Carolla

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

Adam Carolla

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

Adam Carolla

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

Adam Carolla

I was a horrible student.

Adam Carolla

I'd never hurt another person.

Adam Carolla

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Adam Carolla

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

Adam Carolla

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

Adam Carolla

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

Adam Carolla

I'm not a Republican.

Adam Carolla

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

Adam Carolla

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

Adam Carolla

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

Adam Carolla

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

Adam Carolla

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.

Adam Carolla

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

Adam Carolla

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

Adam Carolla

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Adam Carolla

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

Adam Carolla

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Adam Carolla

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Adam Carolla

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

Adam Carolla