Eric Andre Quotes

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

No nation ever had an army large enough to guarantee it against attack in time of peace, or ensure it of victory in time of war.

Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.

American Idol' is a $900 million-a-year corporation. When you are dealing with that, you can't come off with lies - it's either the truth or nothing.

When I found out I was pregnant, I was 22. It was really scary because I was working the music thing, and with a kid coming, you just can't live that life with a child.

Fanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

I found the offer of a knighthood something that I couldn't possibly accept. I found it to be somehow squalid, a knighthood. There's a relationship to government about knights.

You know how kids are. They like to do what parents do.

I'm hungry for knowledge. The whole thing is to learn every day, to get brighter and brighter. That's what this world is about. You look at someone like Gandhi, and he glowed. Martin Luther King glowed. Muhammad Ali glows. I think that's from being bright all the time, and trying to be brighter.

Fashion is part of our culture, and it's about more than just a pretty dress.

Theatre is an exclusive place that tends to be dominated by white men, or dying white men.

I really wanted to be veterinarian, but I got a 410 on my math SATs.

I'm definitely someone who enjoys life and wakes up with a ball of energy.

I don't like being told what to do and kissing you-know-what to get up the corporate ladder.

I was dating my first boyfriend in high school for a long time, and we broke up before prom. I hadn't met anyone else that I really wanted to go with, and my friends have always been amazing. So I went with my friends and got a million photos with them!

I never studied directing and I never really thought about doing it, and then I just found myself in that situation and tried it. I like to be observing everything else, and I get self-conscious in front of the camera.

Nature will take precedence over the needs of the modern man.

No man will ever carry out of the Presidency the reputation which carried him into it.

A conventional playwright tries to tell you more about the characters than they know about themselves.

I don't believe in using too much graphic violence, although I've done it. It's better to be suggestive and to allow the viewer to fill in the blanks in their minds.