Larry David Quotes
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Larry David
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
Larry David
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
Larry David
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
Larry David
Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
Larry David
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
Larry David
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
Larry David
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
Larry David
I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
Larry David
When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that.
Larry David
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
Larry David
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'
Larry David
Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
Larry David
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
Larry David
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
Larry David
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
Larry David
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
Larry David
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
Larry David
I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.
Larry David
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.
Larry David