Leo Tolstoy Quotes

My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes!

Well, I always say that the two things I was most disastrous at in my life, being a teenager and being a wife, were the two things I really wound up cashing in on when I was writing fluffy magazine pieces.

If I don't have friends, then I ain't got nothing.

Americans know more about religion than almost any other topic.

I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian for its part in everything-but the moment you enjoy what you're doing, you try to express yourself, to find your way, and every time is different, of course.

I can turn on the radio right now and be inspired.

The nature of good fiction is that it dwells in ambiguity.

I have kids and I want to have a long life and there are certain things that are conducive to that and certain things that aren't. I've opted for the road of happiness and long life.

Chemistry has been termed by the physicist as the messy part of physics, but that is no reason why the physicists should be permitted to make a mess of chemistry when they invade it.

I tried to make a point of doing things outside the box, of not having basketball consume me.

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.

I'm 41 now and the right knee has got a bit of a twinge in it. I get about the stage a little less now.

I've had the same friends for ten, fifteen years.

I didn't for a moment doubt the choice, but if life is ever fearsome, it is truly fearsome then.

Liberty is worth paying for.

With any tween, you have issues, from what they are going to wear to school, to how do you get them to speak politely, to how regularly they lose their contact lenses.

When you do not have the dialogue to explain things, you will use everything to show and to tell the story. I think that this is what makes you believe that it is impeccable.

I grew up in Manhattan, and now I live in Brooklyn.

For me, being able to go anywhere you want, with an element of precision and control, has been the goal.

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day.