Melissa Etheridge Quotes

Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno.

I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

Yeah, well I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre and that's really where my training is. As an actor, that's my training.

My wardrobe is drab. I could spend six weeks in the same jeans. Most everything I have is blue or black, but certainly not cool.

I had always been fascinated by the whole idea that Australia was this different ecology and that when rabbits and prickly pears and other things from Europe were introduced into Australia, they ran amok.

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

While knowledge may provide useful point of reference, it cannot become a force to guide the future.

Teaching kids about health and fitness is important to me. It's about being fit for life.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

I used to think it was hard to write, and I still find the process more or less unpleasant, but if I know what I'm doing it rattles along, then the rewrite whips it into shape rather quickly.

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.

I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I'm a very late comer to the podcast game. But you're responsibility as a comedian is to get your viewpoints out into the world, and we have a lot more avenues to do that. So it's a lot more opportunity, but really have to work all the time.

I collect imported teas, I have a few cupboards full! It's like wine, each has it's own flavour and you get into their little nuances.

I grew up with a younger brother, so I can get pretty rowdy.

What we've been hearing over and over again is that the reason Republicans are opposed to the surtax is because of the concern of its impact on job creation. Well, if you carve out employers, you take away that argument.

When you agree to work with a filmmaker, it's important that you accept their world. It's an adventure. I like that. I throw myself into the director's arms, into their universe.

The good news is when you open up in Vegas, you have a lot of friends, because they all come over to see your opening night.

I enter negotiations with Chairman Arafat, the leader of the PLO, the representative of the Palestinian people, with the purpose to have coexistence between our two entities, Israel as a Jewish state and Palestinian state, entity, next to us, living in peace.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.