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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Yeardley Smith

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year’s Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn’t come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

Yeardley Smith

Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

Yeardley Smith

Oh no, the dead have risen and they’re voting Republican.

Yeardley Smith

Romance is dead – it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Yeardley Smith

You can’t create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

Yeardley Smith

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